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Sweatshirt

“Let’s Not Make This A Report”

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Color: Red
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings quiet humor and soft warmth to winter evenings. The off-white knit features a playful, understated holiday-style print that reads “Let’s Not Make This A Report,” surrounded by small reindeer, candy canes and snowflake motifs. It has a relaxed, classic fit with a ribbed collar and cuffs, and the medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff. Wear it when you want to keep conversations light, stay comfortable at low-key gatherings, or curl up with a movie and cocoa. The neutral palette slips easily into chilled wardrobes while the tasteful graphic adds personality without shouting. Thoughtful construction and durable stitching mean this sweatshirt will likely be a go-to for seasons to come.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery and print options with DTF neck labels and DTG prints for quality detailing
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) with safety compliance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

 

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