“I’m sorry, Dave… I’m afraid that’s not in the budget.”

A cheeky, retro-futuristic vinyl decal that nods to classic sci-fi with a wink. The matte-satin sticker shows a glowing red eye and the deadpan line, “I’m sorry, Dave… I’m afraid that’s not in the budget.” It clings smoothly to laptops, water bottles, phone cases, notebooks, or windows and holds up outdoors — sun, rain, and scuffs won’t dull its vibrant print for years. The 1/8" white kiss-cut border gives a clean outline and makes peeling and placement simple. It’s assembled in the USA and screams low-key humor for anyone who lives and breathes geek culture and design-savvy nostalgia.

Product features
- Removable adhesive that peels off cleanly without residue
- Water-, scratch- and UV-resistant — stays vibrant outdoors up to 3 years
- Satin finish on white vinyl for bright, crisp colors
- 1/8" (3.2 mm) white kiss-cut border for easy application
- Available in four sizes; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.