AI HAL 9000 Parody T-Shirt – “I’m Sorry, Dave, I’m Afraid That’s Not in the Budget”

This lightweight cotton tee carries a small, deadpan sci‑fi joke across the chest — a minimalist red eye graphic with the line, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid that’s not in the budget.” It reads like a wink to anyone who loves dry tech humor, indie film references, or low‑effort sarcasm. The cut is classic and relaxed, so the design sits casually at chest level and reads clearly without shouting. Wear it when you want to slip an inside joke into your everyday look: at coffee runs, late nights at the office, meetups with fellow nerds, or relaxed weekends. The shirt feels soft against skin, drapes cleanly, and keeps its shape wash after wash — a subtle, wearable statement for people who prefer smirks to slogans.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, smooth, and breathable
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste‑reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretch
- Pearlized tear‑away label for comfort; Oeko‑Tex certified fabric safety
- DTF sleeve/neck label and DTG front print for crisp, durable graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors